Whoo hoo. That’s how I’m feeling right now. Pretty excited about the fact that I am live on Project: Underblog right now. This is my first big piece on another publication. Never did I expect to be published or have as many wonderful readers as […]
Pain, discomfort, bloating and the potty dance. Where is that sippy cup? Ooh tv! Yummy, snacks. Whee, ride the car. I can’t believe how much time and effort it costs me to just to use my bathroom alone. It’s expensive to pee alone. Oh but […]
Sun, sand, a drink in my hand. That’s what I’m needing right now. DESPERATELY! So badly that I’m tempted to sign up for some stupid game show just to get one. I suck at Jeopardy but I think I could kick butt on Wheel of Fortune… but how do you get on when they’re in Hawaii? Seriously, if someone knows, tell me. I’m totally willing to lie on national television about having a loving husband in the audience should I win.
The last time I took a “vacation” I was 22 years old and Jake took me to a Seahawks game for my birthday. We drove over the morning before and left for home immediately after the game. It wasn’t even a full 48 hours. Almost 5 years have gone by since then. I don’t count beach days as vacation time either since it takes me more time to get things for the kid loaded and ready than we actually spend at the beach. While I love where I live, I seriously need a change of scenery and some fun. Which is why I am planning a trip this year. It won’t be big but it is needed. Any one who has ever had a toddler knows how hard it is to go do something “relaxing” and that it’s pretty much
a catastrophe impossible. So I was thinking long and hard about it. What’s something that we can all enjoy and entertain her too?
Aquarium and zoo were the first to pop into my head. But since the closest one is either 4 hours away or 8 I had to decide where. We have friends we never see that live 8 hours way and they’d be a blast to hang out with. Now I had to find a place to stay. So I’m off to this new site I found called Travel Set Go. It’s pretty awesome. Just like any other site you’d search for great deals for your getaway only you can get them for even cheaper. You just need to have a membership. That’s where I come in. They’ve given me the chance to help you find low prices too.
My lovely readers, all you have to do is go to http://www.travelsetgo.com/bbbohmy/ and enter the code bbbom99 when prompted to and you can get the VIP Membership ($99 Value). They guarantee the lowest prices or 110% money back. I’m still shocked at how great the deals are. Oh and I have to pop this in, in honor of promoting my fandom I was compensated with a membership as well and here is the legal mumbo jumbo I have to state.
So now, where do you plan to getaway to? If you’re going to Disney World, call me. I will be more fun than your kids because I can find the booze. Like a bloodhound, I sniff it out. Ha, that was pretty clever.
Today I am over on Dr. Psych Mom talking about my religious struggle and journey. I discuss my 5+ year adventure of becoming a member of the Catholic Church.
It was a hard and emotional time and decision for me. One I never thought as a kid I would make. I had always planned on raising my family with religion and following God’s plan. Guess his plan was just different than I thought.
Read about it here and let me know if you’ve struggled or still do.
If you dig through the average woman’s panty drawer, you’ll usually find the same things. The sexy panties, comfy panties, reliable panties, granny panties and that pair you just can’t throw away. A panty drawer ages just as we do. It has it’s own delicate […]
Oh right there. Yes, that’s the spot. Harder, really get in there with that elbow grease. Oh yes, I like that. Wow, that’s amazing. Those are the cleanest dishes!
Remember when you’re relationship was new and exciting? You shaved your legs for sex, kept on your sexy makeup, had on matching bra and panties even. You were going to have the most exciting time. Completely in the throws of passion. You didn’t fantasize about the wet laundry in the dryer that is getting a mildew smell. No, you thought about his big man hands touching you and your next move.
Did we lock our door? Hi honey, go watch cartoons ok, mama will be out in a few minutes.
Now, here’s some advice to help change the path of your dirty thoughts. Do it on the dirty laundry or on the washing machine. Throw down a blanket and have a “picnic” in the living room. Be careful if you have a fire going. No one wants a singed hiney. Sneak in the shower. Gotta get clean don’t you? Have a private yard? Why not enjoy a full moon, or two.
Sometimes you just need a glass of wine to let your inhibitions go. So in honor of all the mama’s and papa’s needing some alone time, I want to set up a giveaway. One lucky reader will win a set of “His Wine” “Her Wine” glasses.